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The Sims Torture Test

Posted on 04. Sep, 2007 by Pagog Genie.

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If you are familiar with The Sims games, then you’ll find this funny…If you’ve never played, you’ll probably have no idea what’s going on. So, here we go -

“I guess people actually play this game to make their little sims happy. I’ll admit that i did that for awhile, but to be honest, it just got boring. So of course I reverted to my typical gaming pattern of torturing innocents to death.

I start out by creating a random couple. I build them a little room, seen below, with a door. One they’ve both walked in to check their “home” out, I get rid of the door. As you can see, the room contains the following:

* A ghetto chair
* A fireplace
* A clown painting

Because there’s only one chair, directly opposite the clown painting, which Mr. Victim immediately takes, Mrs. Victim quickly becomes annoyed. They have no light, no bathroom, and no food source.

After awhile, a fucking clown appears. I don’t know either. Said clown is insanely annoying, however. He can’t even reach the sims trapped inside. He just coughs and sobs, jumping through holes in the ground to reappear elsewhere… but never in the little 4-tile room. Everybody loves motherfucking clowns.

Mr. Victim briefly stood up. Here we can see him whimpering, about to piss himself. The clown is weeping and falling into a void up in the corner there, too.